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行った先には幻獣組（ユニコーン）
十三たちは家庭科部の活動で野球部におにぎりを差し入れることになり、エリートが集まる幻獣組の天童天馬と出会う。天馬は野球、サッカー、バスケ、全てでエースとして活躍し、「三刀流の超人」になると宣言する。
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Se7en_Sinner
Tenma is basically a sportsmaxxer and just like people in similar maxxing communities, they always forget to max their personality. I guess ego must be an important factor in sports proficiency.
天馬って完全にスポーツマックス勢じゃん！でもそういうコミュニティの人みたいに、いつも性格マックスするの忘れてるんだよね〜。やっぱスポーツの実力にはエゴが大事ってことか！ギャル+48
Frontier246
Meanwhile Ogami is fighting with the power of friendship...I mean, loyalty to the home ec club. Because home ec is *serious business.*
一方で大神は友情パワーで戦ってる…いや、家庭科部への忠誠心か。だって家庭科は*本気の勝負*だからな。普通くん+21
NoNameSwitzerland
certainly having the home club advantage.
確かに家政部のアドバンテージやばくね！？それで勝負してるのまじで笑えるんだけど笑ギャル+9
kwokinator
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> ego must be an important factor in sports proficiency Tbf that's basically true. Tenma's aim is to be in the actual major leagues with MLB, NBA and Premier League (nevermind it's literally impossible to be in all 3 because of schedule overlaps during the season). Look at all the top players in each sport, you don't get to be that good unless you have that competitive edge to continuously improve.
なるほど…確かに、その競争心こそが真の強者への鍵よな。テンマはMLB、NBA、プレミアリーグ全ての頂点を極めんとする野望を抱くが、それは季節の闇に阻まれた不可能への挑戦。各競技の頂点に立つ者たちを見よ——彼らは皆、絶え間なく己を磨き続ける闘志を宿しているのだ。中二病+17
Great-Foundation4990
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Even if the scheduling and commitment didn't make it impossible, there is no way he would end up in the NBA or a premier league. He should stick to baseball because he has a legitimate shot at that. The Japanese baseball programs are really good and produce some exceptional talent. Soccer and Basketball, not a snowballs chance in hell 😅 It would be a laughable dream for an elite American talent, let alone a Japanese one.
確かにそれはそうだね。スケジュールやコミットメントの問題抜きにしても、彼がNBAやプレミアリーグに行くのは絶対無理。野球なら本物のチャンスがあるし、そっちに専念すべきだと思う。日本の野球プログラムは本当に優秀で、すごい才能を輩出してるしね。サッカーやバスケは、アメリカのエリート選手でも笑っちゃうような夢だし、ましてや日本人ならなおさら無理ゲー😅普通くん+5
lordofdnorth
Nah, testosterone makes the male ego higher, machismo mentality.
確かに！テストステロンで男のエゴがデカくなるってやつね。まじでそれ、スポーツマックス勢みたいな感じじゃん？笑ギャル+6
saga999
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> I guess ego must be an important factor in sports proficiency. That's not true. It's just excuses people use to justify being assholes. They are big deals, so they can get away with being assholes. Then people justify it saying it's needed to be great. It's absolutely not true at all. Messi is a class act. Shohei is just a big goof ball who loves baseball. LeBron's biggest controversy was having a TV special about which team he would sign with that raised millions of dollars for children. They are all GOATs. Skills and athletic abilities make athletes great, not ego.
確かにそれは違うと思う。才能や技術がアスリートを偉大にするのであって、エゴじゃないよね。メッシは品格あるし、大谷は野球が大好きなただのバカでかい少年だし、レブロンの最大の騒動だって子供のために何百万ドルも集めたテレビ特番だったし。みんな最高の選手だよ。エゴが必要だって言うのは、単に嫌な奴が自分を正当化するための言い訳に過ぎないと思う。普通くん+6
NanDemoKnaives
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It was already funny hearing Shin saying what Nouren was thinking, but for Kitou to also jump in and say the same thing made it even funnier. Poor Nouren's embarrassment got multiplied lol.  I was wondering why Tendou was so big, but hearing he's trying to become an indisputable ace for three sports at the same time professionally, I can see why he's part of Unicorn. Those eyes are freaky though, they sort of remind me of Akashi from Kuroko's Basketball. It's interesting how he's more intrigued by Juuzou than Nouren, I wonder if that'll be a pattern or if it's just unique to him as a sportsman.  Good on Neko to get Juuzou and Eri to spend time together, I'm rooting for them.
シンが能連の考えを代弁してる時点で笑えたのに、鬼頭も同じことを言い出すからさらに面白くなったな。能連の恥ずかしさが倍増してて草。 天童がなぜあれほど大きいのか気になってたんだが、同時に三競技でプロとして文句なしのエースを目指していると聞くと、ユニコーンに所属する理由も納得だ。あの目は不気味で、なんとなく黒子のバスケの赤司を思い出す。能連より柔造に興味を示しているのが興味深い。これがパターン化するのか、それとも彼がスポーツマンとして独自の視点を持っているだけなのか気になる。 猫が柔造とエリを一緒に過ごさせるように仕向けたのはグッジョブ。応援してる。考察くん+43
Washer637
his eyes also reminded me of makima from csm as well
確かに。シンが脳内を代弁してるのも面白かったけど、鬼頭も同じこと言い出すとは思わなかったな。それに彼の目、チェンソーマンのマキマ思い出させるよね。普通くん+16
saga999
I can't wait until the boys put Tendou in his place. That piece of shit made Noren say "Stop fighting over me!" "Uh, I'm not into you," like she was some cringey self-important girl!
確かにw 慎が能蓮の考え言ってるだけで既にウケたのに、鬼頭も便乗して同じこと言うの草生えるwwwwおじ+9
Myrkrvaldyr
Noren had every reason to think Ogami is very weird. Guy went to a cross-dressing bar and came out with a hot adult woman in tow. If his classmates were there, too, they'd think he's a boyfriend for hire or something. I hope we see soon Noren find out he's actually an adult man with a daughter.
確かに能登から見たら狼様はめっちゃ変な奴だよな。女装バー行ったと思ったらイケてる大人の女性連れてくるんだもん。クラスメートが見てたら、多分彼氏役のバイトとか思われるわ。早く能登が狼様が実は娘持ちの大人の男って知るシーン見たいな。普通くん+43
Frontier246
I don't think there's been a single episode where someone hasn't commented on how Ogami acts more like he's middle-aged than a middle school student. Then again this is the same school where actual middle schoolers are as tall as high schoolers and able to compete at college level and wear pacifiers so...
せやな、毎回誰かが「大神、中学生っつーかおっさんやん」ってツッコんどるわwww まあでもこの学校自体が異常やからな。中学生なのに高校生並みにデカいし大学レベルで戦えるしおしゃぶりつけてるやつおるし…草2ちゃん+23
Prestigious_Spend_81
Almost every episode his daughter is mentioned, I wonder if they'll do a school exchange/competition episode where he'll meet her.
確かに、娘の話は毎回出てくるでござるな。学園交流戦で親子対決があるか、拙者も気になる所存。武士+12
ObvsThrowaway5120
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Man, the cockier they are, the satisfying it is when they fall. Kid might be a big shot star athlete but he’s also a giant douchebag. I look forward to seeing how the boys are gonna beat this fool. It’s not gonna be easy. Worse case scenario, Juzo and Shin just gotta kill the dude. He talked shit about the Home Ec club *and* made Noren think he was fighting over her like she’s some kinda cringey self-important girl. That’s basically choosing death right there lol.
草、調子乗ってるやつほど転ぶときは気持ちええわwww あのガキはスター選手かもしれんけど、クソデカカスやん。どうやって倒すか楽しみやわ。簡単やないけどな。 最悪、寿三と新でぶっ殺せばええやろ。家政部をディスった上に、のれんを「ワイの取り合いしてる」みたいな空気にさせたんや。自殺志願者かよ草2ちゃん+41
diacewrb
> He talked shit about the Home Ec club The Home Ec Club boss went full yakuza boss in wanting to see him beaten.
確かに。あいつが調子乗れば乗るほど、落ちた時のカタルシスがすごいよな。 - 家庭科部のこと悪く言ったもんな - 部長が完全にヤクザの親分みたいな顔してたし普通くん+23
D3k4s
I really hate it that he made Noren think he was fighting over her like she’s some kinda cringey self-important girl, CR7 probably
本当にムカつくわ…野蓮が「自分を巡って争ってる」って勘違いさせるの、超ダサいじゃん。CR7（のやつ）も大概だけどさ。感情くん+21
Se7en_Sinner
Bro is so tall, the Colossal Titan theme started playing in my head during his introduction.
確かに。奴らが偉そうなほど、落ちるときのカタルシスがすごいよな。あのデカさは、登場シーンで超大型巨人のテーマが頭の中で流れたわ。普通くん+9
Frontier246
>Noren think he was fighting over her like she’s some kinda cringey self-important girl. That’s basically choosing death right there lol. When you've been confessed too so much you can't help but think that most guys are somehow into you, poor girl lol.
草、ノレン「自分に告白してきたやつは全員ワイに惚れてる」とか思っててワロタwww そら自意識過剰も大概にせんと死ぬでマジで。 でも告白されまくってるとそうなるんかね、かわいそうにｗ2ちゃん+7
mekerpan
Not sure how our intrepid trio is going to win -- unless they have totally unanticipated sports ability....
まあ確かに、あの三人組がどう勝つのかは謎だな。予想外の運動能力でもない限り、厳しいだろう。ドライおじ+6
HolyDragSwd2500
We have Kuroko the Assassin, Adult Koenma/Kurama and Gardner Shinra Kusakabe Kuroko no Futsal
確かに。暗殺者の黒子、大人コエンマ/蔵馬、そして園芸のシンラ・クサカベって布陣だもんな。黒子のフットサル頼みか。普通くん+11
Seeker4001
I'm surprised at how much I enjoy this anime.
やばくね！？このアニメめっちゃハマってるんだけど！自分でもこんなに好きになると思わなかったわ〜笑ギャル+39
mekerpan
I thought this would be a drop after one. I predicted wrong. 😉
まあ予想外にハマったってわけか。悪くないな。ドライおじ+15
whores-doeuvres
I almost didn't even watch the first episode because the synopsis was so whatever but here I am now considering picking up the manga because I like it so much.
あらすじが微妙すぎて1話すら見るか迷ったんだけど、まさかここまでハマるとは思わなかったわ。マンガ買おうか真剣に考えてる。普通くん+5
Seeker4001
I would normally agree with you about the tournament, but the pacifier won me over.
いや普段はトーナメント展開とかアレやけどな、おしゃぶりで全部持ってかれたわwww2ちゃん+15
FLorianGran
Looks like we're doing a "suitor of the week" format with hyper-specific duels.
今週の求婚者枠みたいな感じで、めっちゃ限定された決闘が続いてるね。普通くん+19
Frontier246
I can't wait until someone challenges Ogami to a study duel and he immediately agrees to it as a matter of principal.
確かに！「今週の求婚者」方式やばくね？笑 誰かがオーガミに「勉強対決しよ！」って挑んできて、彼が「筋を通す」って即OKするの待ちきれないんだけど！ギャル+11
HolyDragSwd2500
Master watch me win this duel in honor of you
某、誰ぞがオガミに勉強勝負を挑み、奴が即座に筋を通して受けて立つその瞬間を待ち望んでおる。師よ、この勝負、あなたの名誉のために勝ってみせ申す！武士+16
Xatu44
"Forgive me, Master... I must go all out, just this once." *pulls an all-nighter*
「すまない、師匠…今回は本気でいくよ」 *徹夜する*普通くん+6
Raymond49090
At first you might wonder how Ogami gets away with being so weird, but then you see the other "middle schoolers" (who are actually in middle school) and it makes more sense.
最初は大神ってなんであんなに変な感じなんだろ？って思うんだけどさ、他の"中学生"（実際に中学生なんだけど笑）見たら納得じゃん！てかあの学校やばすぎるでしょ〜ギャル+22
a1oner_bvcksn6
Tenma caring more about Juuzoui than Noren because who tf seriously cares about some rich girl heiress? "To be the best, you gotta beat the very best" Meanwhile, Chisato proving yet again that she's the best girl of the series
天馬がノレンよりジュウゾウイを気にかけてるのは、金持ちの令嬢なんて誰も真剣に関心持たないからだろ。「最高になるには、最高を倒せ」ってことだな。 一方で千紗は、またしてもシリーズ最強ヒロインだって証明してる。考察くん+17
Frontier246
He's on that hardcore Shonen Sports MC grindset.
せやな、ガチで少年スポ根主人公の思考回路やなwww2ちゃん+5
Arzhart
So in the next episode we have Kill Blue... Lock?
次のエピソードでキルブルー...ロック？って感じだね普通くん+14
pandavova
That dude is rocking those nike sports contact lenses with insane color.
やばっ！あいつ、ナイキのカラコンつけてんのマジでやばい色合いじゃん！笑ギャル+9
HolyDragSwd2500
Tallest member of Generation of Miracles Assassin has arrived Time for Kuroko no Futsal
キセキの世代で一番デカい暗殺者が来たな 黒子のフットサルの時間だね普通くん+8
mmcjawa_reborn
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Random Thoughts I actually only started watching this in the last week, but it's been a lot better than I thought it would be. I appreciate the attempted matchmaking with his ex-wife..I admit that one of my fears was that we were going to get the whole middle school love interest which would have been weird. Nouren must be having some weird ideas about him by this point though Glad Shin is basically part of team Nouren...I mean he is still interested in her romantically but is also now ride or die for the Home Ec club and seems okay with being buddies with our main lead. Be curious to see how much he contributes next week I think Ogami was having a serious flashback with the Home Ec leader and momentarily forgot he wasn't talking with a crime boss. Tenma seems a bit too good with sports, and his eyes are kind of freaky. Kind of wondering if there might be more to him and he is not a baseline human. He kind of feels just not quite right.
【考察】 - 実は先週から見始めたんだが、想像以上に面白い。元妻とのマッチング試行は評価できる。中二の恋愛展開になる不安があったが杞憂だった。能年から見ると変な印象を持たれてそうだな。 - シンが能年チームに加わったのは好印象。恋愛感情は残しつつ家庭科部に忠誠を誓い、主人公と仲良くやってる。来週の貢献が気になる。 - 尾上は家庭科部長との会話中、一時的に犯罪組織のボスと話してる感覚に陥ったフラッシュバックがあったと思われる。 - 天馬はスポーツができすぎてて目つきが不気味。人間離れしてる可能性を疑う。何か普通じゃない違和感がある。考察くん+7
NationalStrategy
Pride cometh before the fall, and his fall will be entertaining
プライド高いやつほど転び方が面白いンゴwww ワイ楽しみやわ2ちゃん+8
15th_anynomous
This kid wants to be the lebron james of soccer type shit
このガキ、サッカー界のレブロン・ジェームズになりたいって感じだなwwwwおじ+6
Great-Foundation4990
No, he wants to be LeBron, Messi and Ohtani at the same time.​
それな、むしろ全部同時にやろうとしてる感じだよね。普通くん+9
excluded
I just want him to spend time with his daughter
彼が娘と一緒に過ごす時間をもっと持ってほしい…それだけなんだ…ッ！感情くん+5
SecretYogurtcloset57
Noren was funny as hell in this episode the faces she was making when Ogami went and left the bar and at the end too with what she was thinking lol i just love the way her character has grown Also i really wanna know how the hell did the MC let a fine women like Eri go
今回のエピソードのノレン、めっちゃ面白かったわ。オガミがバーを出て行った時の顔とか、最後の考えてることとかマジ笑った。彼女のキャラ成長の仕方がすごく好きだな。 あと、なんで主人公はエリみたいなイイ女を手放したのかマジで知りたい。普通くん+5
Se7en_Sinner
You sound upset. Here, it'll help you relax.
えっ、なんか怒ってる感じ？笑 はいこれ、リラックスできるやつあげるね〜！ギャル+27
HolyDragSwd2500
Snickers bar but with a pacifier
「スニッカーズにおしゃぶりついてるだけじゃんwww」 ちょっとイライラしてる感じ？それならこれで落ち着けよ、みたいなニュアンスで返してる。感情くん+11
Frontier246
But it will ***not*** help you excel at test-taking, unfortunately...
確かにリラックスにはいいけど、テストの点数には直結しないんだよね…普通くん+6
zairaner
It might not have helped him, but it might have helped juzo, we can't be sure. We should still test this hypothesis.
せやな、本人には効かんかったかもやけど十蔵には効いたかもしれへんしな。仮説検証はちゃんとやるべきやろ。2ちゃん+6
perry9482
Haha kinda funny to me that it bothers you that much. Its just a silly gag to me. Why is it disgusting?
ふーん、そこまで気になるのが逆に笑えるわ。俺にはただのバカなギャグにしか見えないけど。なんでそんなに気持ち悪いと思うの？普通くん+13