#3キルアオ
自分のケツは自分で拭け
+269
Se7en_Sinner
A lot of guys want to marry Noren for the money, but Juzo just wants Nozen for her noods.
それな！！ノレンは金目当てで結婚したいやつ多すぎだけど、十蔵は純粋にノレンの麺が好きなだけなんだよな。その純粋さに泣いた感情くん+67
Frontier246
Honestly feels like he'd be happy forgetting the assassin life if it meant he could keep studying and eating delicious ramen.
確かに、暗殺者やめてずっとラーメン研究して食ってるだけで幸せそうだよね。普通くん+40
LezRock
Yeah, he might as well stay in that form and just grow up naturally and use that as a re-do.
せやな、そのままの姿で自然に成長して、人生やり直すのが正解やろなｗ2ちゃん+27
Byno8357
Bro already has a daughter, I'm sure he'd want to go back to normal ASAP to see his daughter again
それな。娘もいるし、早く元に戻って娘に会いたいだろうね。普通くん+21
ObvsThrowaway5120
原文
The greatest assassin of all time gets stumped by math. Relatable lol. I’m glad bro made a new friend and passed his test. Ryo’s a good dude.
It’s kind of nice that Juzo can admit when he’s wrong or when he needs help. Like he joined the Home Ec club after all that “it’s women’s work” nonsense. This ojisan’s growing lol.
I guess Juzo won’t have to worry about how to become Noren’s fiancé. He’s already halfway there lol.
歴代最強の暗殺者が数学で詰むの、めっちゃ親近感湧くわ。友達できて試験に合格したのは良かった。涼くんは本当にいいやつだな。
十蔵が間違いを認めたり助けを求めたりできるのは結構評価できる。「女の仕事」とか言ってた割に家庭科部に入ったしな。このおじさん、ちゃんと成長してる。
十蔵がノレンの婚約者になる方法に悩む必要もなさそうだ。もう半分はクリアしてるってことだな。考察くん+62
Se7en_Sinner
Wiping your own butt is nice but wiping somebody else's butt is a hundred times better.
わかるッ！自分のケツ拭くより他人のケツ拭く方が100倍エモいってことかよ！最高すぎるだろこの友情描写ッ！感情くん+53
15th_anynomous
What the fuck is this guy talking about
「この男、何を言い出したかと思えば……。確かに、自らの尻を拭くも良きこと。されど、人の尻を拭くことこそ百倍の価値があると申すか。某には理解が及ばぬが、何か深い悟りでもお持ちなのやもしれぬな。」武士+18
Organic-Patience4255
cooking
確かに何言ってんだこいつって感じだね普通くん+40
Frontier246
原文
>The greatest assassin of all time gets stumped by math.
They don't tell you when you sign the divorce papers that you'll have to deal with your ex de-aged into a middle schooler asking you to become his math tutor.
>It’s kind of nice that Juzo can admit when he’s wrong or when he needs help. Like he joined the Home Ec club after all that “it’s women’s work” nonsense. This ojisan’s growing lol.
I can't help but wonder if not only Juzo struggling with how to be a husband and father strained the marriage but the fact that he left all the housework to just Eri.
>I guess Juzo won’t have to worry about how to become Noren’s fiancé. He’s already halfway there lol.
Divorced middle-aged dad turned into a middle school fake boyfriend.
歴代最強の暗殺者も数学には敵わないってな。離婚届にサインするときは、元妻が中学生になって「数学教えて」って頼んでくるとは聞かされないよな。
- 十造が間違いを認められるようになったのは良い成長だ。あの「女の仕事」発言の後に家庭科部に入ったのも含めて、このおじさん、ちゃんと変わってる。
- 離婚の原因は、夫として父としての在り方に悩んだことだけでなく、家事を全て絵理に押し付けていた点も大きかったのではと考察できる。
- 十造はノレンの婚約者になる心配はもういらなそうだ。すでに半分は達成してるからな。離婚歴アリの中年父ちゃんが中学生の偽彼氏になるとはな。考察くん+21
GtrsRE
> The greatest assassin of all time gets stumped by math
Because all the math he's ever done is One, Two, Three, Four… targets down
確かに。今までの算数は「1、2、3…ターゲット片付け」だけだったもんな。普通くん+9
15th_anynomous
Unc could just wait 20 years to get back his original body
おじさん、元の体に戻るまで20年待てばよかったのにwwwwおじ+52
diacewrb
His boss maybe delighted by the change, the boss gets decades of more work out of him before he has to retire.
But he would have to wait decades longer before his pension kicks in.
確かに、上司からしたら定年まで長く働けて喜ばしいだろうね。でも本人からしたら年金もらえるまで何十年も待たなきゃいけないし、割に合わないよな。普通くん+38
15th_anynomous
Better than having to deal with a pain in the ass middle school kid
草、上司は大喜びやろな
「定年までこいつ使い倒せるわwww」ってな
中坊ガキ相手にするよりマシってか正解やん2ちゃん+12
Frontier246
>His boss maybe delighted by the change, the boss gets decades of more work out of him before he has to retire.
Also he might be expecting Ogami to play bodyguard for his daughter for when she enrolls in the school.
確かに上司は喜んでそうだよね。退職まで何十年も働かせられるし。
あと、娘が学校に入学する時のボディガードとして狼を当てにしているかもしれないね。普通くん+8
Frontier246
I feel like at a certain point he's going to be tempted to go through the full high school/college experience that he lost as an assassin.
確かにそれなw 高校生活やり直せるって考えると誘惑されるわな笑wwwおじ+11
Recent_Call_1188
At least he said it: "Me pushing 40 getting as a middle schooler's fiancee?"!". So the series is at least aware that this "romance" would be ridiculous. With anime/manga, you would never know.
Great episode otherwise, as it has been with the previous 2.
少なくとも本人が言ってたな：「40歳手前の俺が中学生の婚約者とか？」って。だからこのシリーズは、この"恋愛"が馬鹿げてるって自覚はあるんだな。アニメ・漫画だとホントわかんないもんな。
でも今回もいい回だったよ、前の2話と同じくね。普通くん+53
Se7en_Sinner
Even though they're divorced, Juzo already has a daughter and a wife. Hopefully, Juzo continues to treat Nozen like the former rather than the lather.
「離縁したとはいえ、十蔵には既に娘と妻がおる。願わくば、彼が能善を後者ではなく前者として扱い続けることを望むでござる。」武士+35
Recent_Call_1188
I agree. However, I can already see some users gushing here in this context: "at least they delivered on the flirting and kissing, lol" or "Noren is so cute and shy, lol" . There are some users in this thread (judging by their previous activity) looking forward to a situation where Juzo sees Noren as wife material. Beacuse, romance. Hint: someone who is mass spamming this thread.
確かに。でもこのスレッド見てると「少なくともイチャイチャやキスシーンはあったじゃんw」とか「ノレン可愛いし照れてて最高w」って盛り上がってる人もいるよね。このスレに大量投稿してるユーザー（過去の活動見る限り）は、ジュゾーがノレンを嫁候補として見る展開を期待してるっぽい。だってロマンス要素だし。普通くん+10
Almace
Classic anime fans not even being self-aware to connect Noren complaining about men being creepy to her even before middle school to them being creepy about a middle school girl.
我が観測によれば、この皮肉はまさに運命の輪の如し。ノレンが中二以前から男たちの気味悪さに悩まされていた事実を、自らが中学生女子に同じ轍を踏む者たちが結びつけられぬとは、アニメファンの深き闇よ。彼らは自らの姿を鏡に映すことすら許されぬのだな。中二病+18
Lost_Supermarket9452
Yeah, I appreciated that too, I just hope they keep up with this because the post-credit scene made me think they’re gonna go the other way despite saying this. I’m kinda worried that was a way of saying like “yeah, we know it’s wrong theorically, but eh, what are you gonna do”. I hope it doesn’t turn out gross because I was loving the anime so far
確かに、あのセリフは良かったよね。ただ、本編後のシーン見ると、言ってる割に別の方向に行きそうでちょっと心配。理論上は間違ってるって分かってるけど「まあ仕方ないか」って流されるパターンになりそうで怖いんだよな。今まではすごく楽しめてたから、気持ち悪い展開にならないでほしい。普通くん+10
AMagicCatfish
Even the post-credits scene made it seem like something Juzo will see as an annoyance rather than an actual setup for future romance. Overall I get the impression that the general vibe of the show is that through a new adolescent experience Juzo will learn to appreciate his family and a life of normalcy rather than "40 y/o assassin hooks up with rich middle school girl because of magic deaging".
確かに。あのポストクレジットシーンすらも、ジュゾウにとっては未来の恋愛フラグなどではなく、ただの邪魔者認定される運命にあるのだろうな。つまりこの物語の真理とは、魔法で若返った殺し屋が金持ちの女子中学生と結ばれるなどという俗っぽい話ではなく、新たな青春体験を通じてジュゾウが家族の尊さと日常の平穏を悟るという、魂の成長譚に他ならぬのだ。中二病+9
Recent_Call_1188
Well there is always the possibility that Noren is a "secret" much older person like Juzo and then the story tries to make the "romance" more sense but for now, she behaves and is portrayed like a typical teenager. Still, I am rooting for a reunion with the ex-wife and the family as a whole 😊
確かに、能登がジュゾウのような「実はかなりの高齢者」という秘密を持っていて、それで恋愛描写を無理やり成立させようとする可能性も考察できる。でも現時点では、彼女は典型的なティーンエイジャーとして描かれているからな。とはいえ、私は元妻との再会や家族全体の再統合を応援したい気持ちでいっぱいだ😊考察くん+6
Lost_Supermarket9452
yeah that would make sense, and would probably be the only way not to make this disgusting right now. i’m also hoping for a reunion with his family, especially for his kid (who, as he said, is exactly the same age as Noren btw)
確かにそれなら納得できるし、今の状況がキモくならなさそうな唯一の方法かもね。あと個人的には家族との再会も期待してる、特に子供（本人が言ってたけど、ノレンと全く同じ年齢なんだよね）のためにも。普通くん+9
mythriz
"hey eri, turns out that in order to get the info I need, I will have to marry this middle schooler"
"oh hey, I have a poison, I meant a potion here that might help after all, why don't you drop by after school"
「『40代目前の俺が中学生の婚約者ってマジかよ』って台詞、確かに作中で自覚的に入れてきたな。このシリーズ、少なくとも設定の異常性を認識しているという考察ができる。制作陣が意図的にブラックジョークとして成立させている伏線だと思われる」考察くん+7
Aerodynamic41
"I already have a boyfriend!"
I know Noren was only doing it to escape the mob but it's funny how it just so happens to work in Juzo's favor too.
「彼氏いるんで！」
ノレンはただの逃げ口上だったんだろうけど、結果的に十蔵のためにもなってて笑えるｗ
この偶然エモすぎるッ！感情くん+51
Se7en_Sinner
This is overly friendly even for Canadian standards.
カナダ人の基準でもこれはフレンドリーすぎるだろ普通くん+32
zairaner
There is an aftercredits scene, don't miss it!
あるよ！エンドロールの後にもシーンあるから絶対見逃すなッ！感情くん+45
LeonKevlar
原文
Shishou is finally here! I mean, he's been here since episode 1, but this is the first time we see him interact with Juuzo. Ryo definitely deserves the "Shishou" title, considering he helped Ogami get a hundred on their math exam. He's also just an overall outstanding guy.
This dude was an absolute piece of shit. What kind of loser starts going off on a bunch of kids after overhearing them talk about their future? Glad to see Ryo stand up to the guy as well as the other patrons of the family restaurant calling him out. It was even more satisfying when Juuzo taught the guy a lesson.
Juuzo is a lot of things, and one of those is being behind the times. At least he's open to learn, especially after meeting Ryo's sister, Chisato. As a manga reader, it still throws me off to see Chisato with blue hair. I always thought she had pink hair!
That scene with Juuzo talking to his daughter over the phone was really sweet. Once this is all over, Juuzo really needs to use what he learns from the Home Economics Club to cook his daughter a meal.
And that final scene! Poor Juuzo, getting roped by Noren into an unwanted relationship just because she wants to stop every boy from hounding her. So far, everything has been just set ups. This is where the proper plot of Kill Blue starts 😄
師匠、ついに本格登場だね！第1話からいたけど、十三と絡むのは初めて。大我に数学のテストで100点取らせたのは確かに師匠って感じだし、何より万能すぎる男だよ。
このクズ野郎マジでゴミだったな。子供たちの将来の話を盗み聞きしてキレ散らかすなんてどんな負け犬だよ。リョウが反論したのも、ファミレスの客たちが注意したのも気持ち良かったけど、十三が直接お仕置きしたのが最高だったな。
十三は色々と時代遅れだけど、少なくとも学ぶ姿勢はあるよね。特にリョウの妹・千里と出会ってから。原作読者としては、千里の髪が青っていうのがまだ慣れない。ずっとピンクだと思ってたわ！
十三が娘と電話してるシーンはめっちゃほっこりした。すべてが終わったら、家庭科部で学んだことを活かして、自分の手で娘に料理を作ってあげてほしいな。
そしてラストシーン！ノレンに勝手に彼氏扱いされて困惑する十三、可哀想だけど笑った。彼女がナンパ避けに使っただけってね。ここまでは全部布石だったんだ。ここからが『キルアオ』の本筋スタートだよ😄普通くん+39
Frontier246
原文
Juzo acted like he had no intention of getting close to any of his classmates but it feels like he's finally made a real, genuine, friend who brings something into his life he never saw before.
Chisato is great, not only because she's cool but also because Atsumi Tanezaki is using her soothing Frieren tone for her voice.
Honestly I'm surprisingly invested in Juzo reconciling with his family and getting back together with them because they're still clearly important to him. He just has to survive this Noren nonsense lol.
十蔵は最初は誰とも関わる気ないって態度だったけど、ようやく本当の意味で心を通わせる友達ができたんだな。彼の人生に新たな価値観をもたらしてくれる存在だと感じる。
確かに千紗都はカッコいいし、種﨑敦美がフリーレン調の落ち着いた声で演じてるのも良い。
十蔵が家族と和解して再び一緒になる展開に意外と感情移入してしまう。明らかに彼にとって家族はまだ大切な存在だからな。あとはこの「暖簾」のくだりを乗り越えて生き延びてくれればいいんだが（笑）。考察くん+37
Se7en_Sinner
A Frieren who can take care of herself is practically invincible.
確かに、自分でちゃんとやれるフリーレンはほぼ無敵だね。普通くん+21
Atomic_Tanuki
"...the person who is standing before you has over 1000 years of miso soup-making experience."
"Impossible...you're Miso no Frieren!"
「1000年分のみそ汁作りの経験がある……そんなの無理すぎるッ！！」
「まさか……お前が“みそのフリーレン”だったとは！」ってセリフ、エモすぎて優勝。感情くん+14
saga999
> This dude was an absolute piece of shit. What kind of loser starts going off on a bunch of kids after overhearing them talk about their future?
My first impression of him is he's some random internet troll. Considering his laptop, I'll just assume that's what he's doing at all times.
確かに、師匠は1話からいたけど、今回初めてジュウとしっかり絡んだわけだな。
こいつは本当にクズだったな。将来について話してる子供たちにいきなり噛みつくとか、どんな負け組だよ。
最初の印象はただのネットの荒らしだと思った。ラップトップ持ってるし、多分いつもそんなことしてるんだろうなという考察ができる。考察くん+10
BiggerG7
Juzo: “Cooking and cleaning is woman’s work!”
….. ah hell here we go lol.
十蔵「料理と掃除は女の仕事だ！」って……ああ、また始まったよ笑普通くん+40
Frontier246
I'm not going to say this attitude may or may not have contributed to his divorce, but it probably didn't help even if Eri seems like the type to just roll with stuff lol.
草、離婚の原因はコレかもなｗ
エリは流されそうなタイプっぽいけど、それでも助けにはならんかったやろな2ちゃん+25
Nwodaz
That "only women do housework" thing reminded me of my grandfather who was born in 1900. When he was visiting and saw my dad make coffee he angrily asked why was he doing women's work. Things have changed a bit in the 126 years since his birth, though.
「女が家事をするもんだ」って話、1900年生まれのじいさんを思い出したよ。うちに来て、父さんがコーヒー入れてるの見て、なんで女の仕事をやってるんだって怒ってたからな。まあ、生まれてから126年経って、少しは変わったんだろうな。ドライおじ+29
happydonutface
this ep made me want to watch kuroko's basketball again
このエピ見て黒子のバスケまた観たくなったわ普通くん+31
HolyDragSwd2500
Ryo does look like Kuroko
確かにリョウって黒子に似てるよなwww2ちゃん+19
Vane_999
I agree. As a big kuroko no basket fan, that made me smile 😄
同意！黒子のバスケ大大大ファンとしてはそれだけで笑顔になれた😄感情くん+12
NanDemoKnaives
原文
Lol that ending, Juuzou's face. I'm not surprised Noren chose to do that, I'm sure it won't stop everyone but at least it gies her an excuse for those that don't gie up.
Both Ryou and his sister are cool. It was sweet of Ryou to help Juuzou even though they hadn't spoken up until that point and they've got a nice friendship going on, and I like that his sister also told him to wipe his own ass and showed him a perk of cooking that he would definitely like.
It was sweet to see Eri and Kozue show their appreciation for his cooking, now he has more reasons to get better at it, I'm happy for Kozue too.
Also the audacity of Juuzou to say that girls are the ones that do cleaning, right as Kotatsu is at his place cleaning it for him lol.
最後のシーン笑った、十造の顔www 野蓮がそうするのは当然だと思うけど、それで全員が止まるとは思わないな。でも諦めない奴らには言い訳にはなるか。
亮も妹もかっこよかったな。今まで話してなかったのに十造を助けるなんて優しいし、いい友情が築けてるね。妹が「自分のケツは自分で拭け」って言ってたのも好きだし、料理の特典（十造が絶対好きそうなやつ）を教えてたのも良かった。
エリと梢が料理を褒めてくれたのも嬉しかったな。これで亮ももっと上達しようって思えるし、梢も幸せそうで何より。
あと十造が「掃除は女の仕事」とか言ってる横で小辰が彼の部屋掃除してて草。普通くん+17
dakkumauji
Grand Master ~~Kuroko!~~ Ryo!
Only someone who can do the impossible and teach algebra deserves such a title.
草 グランドマスター黒子じゃなくてリョウやんけwww
代数教えられるって不可能級のスキルやん その称号ガチで相応しいわ2ちゃん+10
15th_anynomous
Leave our uncle alone you kid 😭
ガキはおじさんをほっといてやれよ😭普通くん+7
SweetAndSpicyCanton
I watched this anime because of the Aespa opening. But now I'm really enjoying it than the other airing animes.
草、ワイもaespaのOP目当てで見始めたンゴ。でも今期の他アニメよりガチでハマってもうたわwww2ちゃん+11
nuxxism
I was wondering who all the "villianous" people are in the OP/ED - surely they can't all be de-aged hitmen? But now it makes sense: we're in a Ranma/Akane situation and they are all people challenging him for Noren.
なるほどな。OP/EDに出てくる「悪役」連中、全員が若返った殺し屋ってわけじゃないんだな。つまりこれはらんま＆あかね的な状況で、全員が暖簾をかけて主人公に挑んでるってわけか。悪くない設定だよ。ドライおじ+9
HolyDragSwd2500
AU Fushi wants to be a doctor
Ougami learning to cook reminded me of J drama recently i watched. Same mindset that women does the cooking etc. He had a Showra era mindset. I recommend this drama : Then you try making it
Fiance plan already progressing 😆
AUの不死が医者になりたいって設定面白いな
大神が料理習うシーン、最近見た日本のドラマ思い出したわ。「女が料理するもんだ」って考え方、昭和時代のメンタリティそのものだね。おすすめのドラマ→「お前が作ってみろ」
婚約計画もう進行中かよｗ普通くん+8
Lost_Supermarket9452
Loved the anime so far, but if I’m being honest I was a bit taken aback by the way the storyline with Noren is developing. I really hope it doesn’t take an even weirder turn later in the series, ‘cause it could easily become really gross (like some kind of anime often are, unfortunately)
現時点でのアニメは非常に楽しめているが、正直に言うとノレンに関するストーリー展開には少し驚かされた。このままシリーズが進むにつれてさらに奇妙な方向に進まないことを願う。というのも、残念ながらアニメによくあるような、非常に気持ち悪い展開になりかねないからだ。考察くん+6
LargeAngryFish
As soon as I saw how the plot was developing I I immediately thought that she might also be aged swapped by her dad or something. Could be an interesting twist.
確かにノレンの展開にはちょっと驚いたな。俺も最初は父親に年齢操作されてるとか思ったよ。面白い展開になりそうだね。普通くん+5
Raymond49090
原文
With that kind of attitude towards chores, no wonder he got divorced. Still, at least he figured it out pretty quickly once the toilet paper analogy came in.
Ngl the way he cut the tofu scares me. Like wdym you're putting your hand right under the knife? Get a cutting board, baka.
Oh yeah, that shishou subplot and cooking side quest made me forget about the Noren thing. Which is a plot progression I have very mixed feelings about, even if the author seems mostly self-aware about it.
家事に対するその態度じゃ離婚も当然やろな。でもトイレットペーパーの例え出てからすぐ理解したのはマシやん。
豆腐の切り方ガチで怖いンゴwww 包丁の下に手置くってどういうことやねん。まな板使えやバカ。
あー師匠サブプロットと料理クエストでノレンのこと忘れてたわ。あの展開にはワイも複雑やねんけど、作者が自覚してるっぽいのは救いやな。2ちゃん+5
kalirion
原文
"The sensei is a little younger than me so it feels awkward to ask." The two people he just asked also younger than him though. And then he ends up being tutored by a middle schooler, nice. But damn, his real form looks way too old for merely "pushing 40". More like pushing 50-60.
OK, they better not proceed with this "rizz & marry the middle schooler" plan. And why does he need to inherit the company to get the formula? Whatever happened to industrial espionage??
And her family has STILL not assigned a security detail to her, despite the previous kidnapping and the new announcement. Someone might think they actually WANT her to be kidnapped....
「先生は自分よりちょっと年下だから聞きにくいな」って言ってたけど、さっき聞いた二人も年下じゃん。結局中学生に教えてもらうことになって、まあいいけど。でも彼の本当の姿、”もうすぐ40”って感じじゃなくて、むしろ50〜60代に見えるんだが。
つーか、この「中学生を口説いて結婚する」計画はやめてほしい。んで、なんで会社を継がないと薬の処方が手に入らないんだ？産業スパイとかはどうしたんだよ？
それに彼女の家族、前の誘拐事件と今回の発表があったのにまだ警護をつけてないって、むしろ誘拐されてほしいんじゃないかと疑うレベルだわ。普通くん+6
NationalStrategy
With his old fashioned mindset of housework, it's no wonder he's divorced
「家事に対する古臭い考え方、それで離婚したのも納得すぎるッ！」感情くん+6
Timaeus_L
Kendo is a Japanese sword fighting martial art
剣道は日本の剣術武道だね普通くん+9
